Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / "It runs like _x, where _x is \ | something unsavory" | | | \ -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435 / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;