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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _______________________________________
/ Women want their men to be cops. They \
| want you to punish them and tell them |
| what the limits are. The only thing   |
| that women hate worse from a man than |
| being slapped is when you get on your |
| knees and say you're sorry.           |
|                                       |
\ -- Mort Sahl                          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;