Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Women want their men to be cops. They \ | want you to punish them and tell them | | what the limits are. The only thing | | that women hate worse from a man than | | being slapped is when you get on your | | knees and say you're sorry. | | | \ -- Mort Sahl / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;