Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ... at least I thought I was dancing, \ | 'til somebody stepped on my hand. | | | \ -- J. B. White / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;