Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I get my exercise acting as pallbearer \ | to my friends who exercise. | | | \ -- Chauncey Depew / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;