Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Also, the Scots are said to have \ | invented golf. Then they had to invent | | Scotch whiskey to take away the pain | \ and frustration. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;