Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...we must counterpose the overwhelming \ | judgment provided by consistent | | observations and inferences by the | | thousands. The earth is billions of | | years old and its living creatures are | | linked by ties of evolutionary descent. | | Scientists stand accused of promoting | | dogma by so stating, but do we brand | | people illiberal when they proclaim | | that the earth is neither flat nor at | | the center of the universe? Science | | *has* taught us some things with | | confidence! Evolution on an ancient | | earth is as well established as our | | planet's shape and position. Our | | continuing struggle to understand how | | evolution happens (the "theory of | | evolution") does not cast our | | documentation of its occurrence -- the | | "fact of evolution" -- into doubt. - | | Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on | | Creationism", The Skeptical Inquirer, | | | \ Vol XII No. 2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;