Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, \ | though for a small fee they be yours | | too." | | | \ -- Dave Haynie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;