Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / New members are urgently needed in the \ | Society for Prevention of Cruelty to | \ Yourself. Apply within. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;