Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / No act of kindness, no matter how \ | small, is ever wasted. | | | \ -- Aesop / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;