Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The complexity of software is an \ | essential property, not an accidental | | one. Hence, descriptions of a software | | entity that abstract away its | | complexity often abstract away its | | essence. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks, Jr. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;