Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The two oldest professions in the world \ | have been ruined by amateurs. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;