Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Unimportance \ | | | All the world says, "I am important; I | | am separate from all the world. I am | | important because I am separate, Were I | | the same, I could never be important." | | Yet here are three treasures That I | | cherish and commend to you: The first | | is compassion, By which one finds | | courage. The second is restraint, By | | which one finds strength. And the third | | is unimportance, By which one finds | | influence. Those who are fearless, but | | without compassion, Powerful, but | | without restraint, Or influential, yet | | important, Cannot endure. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;