Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there \ | more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: | | Easy. It's because they can't figure | | out how to get the little | | | \ bottles into the typewriter. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;