Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Even if you do learn to speak correct \ | English, whom are you going to speak it | | to? | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;