Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Van Roy's Law: \ | | | Honesty is the best policy - there's | | less competition. | | | | Van Roy's Truism: | | | | Life is a whole series of circumstances | \ beyond your control. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;