Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "What does this tell me? That if \ | Microsoft were the last software | | company left in the world, 13% of the | | US population would be scouring garage | | sales & Goodwill for old TRS-80s, CPM | | machines & Apple ]['s before they would | | buy Microsoft. That's not exactly a | | ringing endorsement." | | | \ -- Seen on Slashdot / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;