Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Harry is heavily into camping, and \ | every year in the late fall, he makes | | us all go to Assateague, which is an | | island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for | | its wild horses. I realize that the | | concept of wild horses probably stirs | | romantic notions in many of you, but | | this is because you have never met any | | wild horses in person. In person, they | | are like enormous hooved rats. They | | amble up to your camp site, and their | | attitude is: "We're wild horses. We're | | going to eat your food, knock down your | | tent and poop on your shoes. We're | | protected by federal law, just like | | Richard Nixon." | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Tenting Grandpa Bob" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;