Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The answer to the question of Life, the \ | Universe, and Everything is... | | | | Four day work week, | | | \ Two ply toilet paper! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;