Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What pains others pleasures me, At home \ | am I in Lisp or C; There i couch in | | ecstasy, 'Til debugger's poke i flee, | | Into kernel memory. In system space, | | system space, there shall i fare-- | \ Inside of a VAX on a silicon square. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;