Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Today when a man gets married he gets a \ | home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering | | squad and another paycheck. When a | \ woman marries, she gets a boarder. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;