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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ You first have to decide whether to use \
| the short or the long form. The short   |
| form is what the Internal Revenue       |
| Service calls "simplified", which means |
| it is designed for people who need the  |
| help of a Sears tax-preparation expert  |
| to distinguish between their first and  |
| last names. Here's the complete text:   |
|                                         |
| "(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT)    |
| (2) How much did we here at the         |
| government take out? (AMOUNT) (3) Hey!  |
| Sounds like we took too much! So we're  |
| going to                                |
|                                         |
| send an official government check for   |
| (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF                       |
|                                         |
| THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the     |
| (YOUR LAST NAME)                        |
|                                         |
| household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to |
| spend in any way                        |
|                                         |
| you please! Which just goes to show     |
| you, (YOUR FIRST                        |
|                                         |
| NAME), that it pays to file the short   |
| form!"                                  |
|                                         |
| The IRS wants you to use this form      |
| because it gets to keep most of your    |
| money. So unless you have pond silt for |
| brains, you want the long form.         |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;