Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A synonym is a word you use when you \ | can't spell the word you first thought | | of. | | | \ -- Burt Bacharach / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;