Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on \ | Decoration day to such an extent as to | | publicly play croquet or pitch | | horseshoes within one mile of the | | speaker's stand, you can be fined | \ $25.00. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;