Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / That's the thing about people who think \ | they hate computers. What they really | | hate is lousy programmers. | | | | -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in | \ "Oath of Fealty" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;