Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Gold, n.: \ | | | A soft malleable metal relatively | | scarce in distribution. It is mined | | | | deep in the earth by poor men who then | | give it to rich men who immediately | | | | bury it back in the earth in great | | prisons, although gold hasn't done | | | | anything to them. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;