Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Infancy, n.: \ | | | The period of our lives when, according | | to Wordsworth, "Heaven lies | | | | about us." The world begins lying about | | us pretty soon afterward. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;