Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / gleemites, n.: \ | | | Petrified deposits of toothpaste found | | in sinks. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;