Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When Yahweh your gods has settled you \ | in the land you're about to occupy, and | | driven out many infidels before | | you...you're to cut them down and | | exterminate them. You're to make no | | compromise with them or show them any | \ mercy. [Deut. 7:1 (KJV)] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;