Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Divorce Assumption: \ | | | A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief | | that if a marriage doesn't work out, | | then there is no problem because | | partners can simply seek a divorce. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;