Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Roland was a warrior, from the land of \ | the midnight sun, With a Thompson gun | | for hire, fighting to be done. The deal | | was made in Denmark, on a dark and | | stormy day, So he set out for Biafra, | | to join the bloody fray. Through | | sixty-six and seven, they fought the | | Congo war, With their fingers on their | | triggers, knee deep in gore. Days and | | nights they battled, the Bantu to their | | knees, They killed to earn their | | living, and to help out the Congolese. | | | | Roland the Thompson gunner... His | | comrades fought beside him, Van Owen | | and the rest, But of all the Thompson | | gunners, Roland was the best. So the | | C.I.A decided, they wanted Roland dead, | | That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen, blew off | | Roland's head. | | | | Roland the headless Thompson gunner... | | Roland searched the continent, for the | | man who'd done him in. He found him in | | Mombasa, in a bar room drinking gin, | | Roland aimed his Thompson gun, he | | didn't say a word, But he blew Van | | Owen's body from there to Johannesburg. | | The eternal Thompson gunner, still | | wandering through the night, Now it's | | ten years later, but he stills keeps up | | the fight. In Ireland, in Lebanon, in | | Palestine, in Berkeley, Patty Hearst... | | heard the burst... of Roland's Thompson | | gun, and bought it. | | | | -- Warren Zevon, "Roland the Headless | \ Thompson Gunner" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;