Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The race is not always to the swift, \ | nor the battle to the strong, but | | that's the way to bet. | | | \ -- Damon Runyon / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;