Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hey! now! Come hoy now! Whither do you \ | wander? Up, down, near or far, here, | | there or yonder? Sharp-ears, Wise-nose, | | Swish-tail and Bumpkin, White-socks my | | little lad, and old Fatty Lumpkin! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;