Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I hate mankind, for I think myself one \ | of the best of them, and I know how bad | | I am. | | | \ -- Samuel Johnson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;