Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q. And lastly, \ | Gary, all your responses must be oral. | | O.K.? What school do | | | | you go to? A. Oral. Q. How old are you? | \ A. Oral. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;