Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: ...any \ | suggestions as to what prevented this | | from being a murder trial | | | | instead of an attempted murder trial? | \ A: The victim lived. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;