Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I suppose that in a few hours I will \ | sober up. That's such a sad thought. I | | think I'll have a few more drinks to | \ prepare myself. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;