Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A couple more shots of whiskey, women \ | 'round here start looking good. | | | | [something about a 10 being a 4 after a | \ six-pack? Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;