Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Benson, you are so free of the ravages \ | of intelligence" | | | \ -- Time Bandits / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;