Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as \ | taking candy from a baby" has never | | tried taking candy from a baby. | | | \ -- Robin Hood / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;