Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, \ | nipples, KNUCKLES ... Nipples, dimples, | \ knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;