Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ...when fits of creativity run strong, \ | more than one programmer or writer has | | been known to abandon the desktop for | | the more spacious floor. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks, Jr. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;