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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ All this big deal about white collar    \
| crime -- what's WRONG with white collar |
| crime? Who enjoys his job today? You?   |
| Me? Anybody? The only satisfying part   |
| of any job is coffee break, lunch hour  |
| and quitting time. Years ago there was  |
| at least the hope of improvement --     |
| eventual promotion -- more important    |
| jobs to come. Once you can be sold the  |
| myth that you may make president of the |
| company you'll hardly ever steal        |
| stamps. But nobody believes he's going  |
| to be president anymore. The more       |
| people change jobs the more they        |
| realize that there is a direct          |
| connection between working for a living |
| and total stupefying boredom. So why    |
| NOT take revenge? You're not going to   |
| find ME knocking a guy because he pads  |
| an expense account and his home         |
| stationery carries the company emblem.  |
| Take away crime from the white collar   |
| worker and you will rob him of his last |
| vestige of job interest.                |
|                                         |
\ -- J. Feiffer                           /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;