Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A large number of installed systems \ | work by fiat. That is, they work by | | being declared to work. | | | \ -- Anatol Holt / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;