Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any great truth can -- and eventually \ | will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a | | cliche is a sure and certain way to | | dilute an idea. For instance, my | | grandmother used to say, "The black cat | | is always the last one off the fence." | | I have no idea what she meant, but at | | one time, it was undoubtedly true. | | | \ -- Solomon Short / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;