Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bond reflected that good Americans were \ | fine people and that most of them | | seemed to come from Texas. | | | \ -- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;