Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / A great many people think they are \ | thinking when they are merely | | rearranging their prejudices. | | | \ -- William James / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;