Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A boy spent years collecting postage \ | stamps. The girl next door bought an | | album too, and started her own | | collection. "Dad, she buys everything | | I've bought, and it's taken all the fun | | out of it for me. I'm quitting." Don't, | | son, remember, 'Imitation is the | \ sincerest form of philately.'" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;