Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hippogriff, n.: \ | | | An animal (now extinct) which was half | | horse and half griffin. | | | | The griffin was itself a compound | | creature, half lion and half eagle. | | | | The hippogriff was actually, therefore, | | only one quarter eagle, which | | | | is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. | | The study of zoology is full | | | | of surprises. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;