Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery: \ | | | When comes the revolution, things will | | be different -- | | | \ not better, just different. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;