Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Money can't buy love, but it improves \ | your bargaining position. | | | \ -- Christopher Marlowe / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;