Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I can't die until the government finds \ | a safe place to bury my liver. | | | \ -- Phil Harris / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;